subprime mortgage

higher-risk credit mortgages which has interest rates that can adjust over time, which is bad and best to stay away from

During the housing boom of the mid-2000s, many lenders were giving subprime mortgages to borrowers with low credit scores, contributing to the subsequent financial crisis
Boss: You know, subprime mortgages were a big topic during the last financial crisis?
You: Ah, yes, *sips coffee* I love talking about business
by seee..pearl April 24, 2024
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Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.
Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.
by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024
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Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.
He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.
by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 22, 2011
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mortgage bet

£5 max on any bet.

Created by Sir Math “the geniusFerguson
I’ve got 2 mortgage bets on this game. (£10)
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JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area
I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back
by Apope March 08, 2022
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mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child
My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth
by Maria_Rossa February 06, 2025
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Aligned Mortgage

The best mortgage company for Veterans!
"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."

"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."
by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021
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