melsexual

Straight. But gay for Melanie Martinez.

oh wow after seeing melanie martinez. i’m now melsexual.

by sevxnnah March 21, 2020

mggsexual

a person who is only attracted to matthew gray gubler and will never love anyone else more than they love matthew

p1: guys i’m coming out as mggsexual!

p2: what’s that mean?
p1: i’m only attracted to matthew gray gubler

by ryleigh gray gubler December 31, 2020

mugsexual

someone who is sexually attracted to a coffee mug (Abdullah Shoaib 12D)

i am a mugsexual

by DictionaryOfWeirdAssShit September 22, 2021

momosexual

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo

damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual

by boner_man69 March 8, 2019

momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

Mapsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to maps. Often found Deviantart, AlternateHistory.com and R/Mapporn

Dude, you look at maps waaay to much

I just love the land masses man, the full rivers, the curvy borders, ahh....

That confirms it, he's a Mapsexual.

by XxPranksxX34 April 25, 2017

malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.

Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.

by yoskippy March 31, 2013