MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

Moon pie

When you moon someone and take a poop while doing it

He moon pied me out the window of the car

by Nasty Nate 772 February 26, 2022

Moon pie

When someone moons you while simultaneously shooting semen from their anus.

I gave that chick a moon pie!

by NVNTR760 May 16, 2022

Moon Pie

When Someone Is Doing A Bench Press And The Person Spotting Sits(Bare Butt) On Their Face.

“There’s Chad, Let’s Moon Pie Him.”

by GymbodJoe May 18, 2022

moon pie

when a guy blows his load in another dudes ass it creates a moon pie. Just as a cream pie in a pussy but instead in a brown asshole.

Marvin left a moon pie in Xavier backdoor.

by jazdill August 9, 2022

Moon Pie

v. The act of milking a Beaver's asshole to make extract imitation vanilla.

That guy had a job giving Beaver's a moon pie.

by Mysticmarks August 15, 2022

moon pie

When a male and another male are having sexual intercourse, and one or both of them ejaculate into the other's rectum. On certain occasions, when the man's ejaculate volume is large enough, it causes the rectum to overflow. In other words, a gay cream pie.

John, this was the biggest moon pie yet.

by Charles6969 December 3, 2022