Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery

Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023

Moon Goon

It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.

I went moon gooning last night

by Ky weber November 18, 2023

Moon Gooning

The act of taking peyote with the Navajo Native American tribe while blowing the heads off American Buffalo, than masturbating to resurrect “The Phoneix”.

Dallas and I are going Moon Gooning with Eagle Waters in the plains tonight

by MikeyOzone November 19, 2023

moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.

I'm going Moon Gooning tonight

by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024

moon gooning

moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.

Get pumped bro, tonights the night we start moon gooning, we have to bring it back.

by Spimbopulis July 6, 2024

Moon Gooning

when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.

me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river tonight and begin moon gooning

by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023