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point mongering

The act of actively analyzing a graded test, project, paper, etc. for the sole purpose of finding an error in the instructor's ways and "getting back" points to achieve a higher score.
"Why is Keegan arguing with the teacher?" "He's point mongering."
point mongering by Doctor_T September 24, 2011

Monkeyvining 

Monkeyvining is a common dating practice employed by lonely, insecure or ineffably sexy people who are too hot to stay on the market after becoming single. Monkeyvining results when said monkeyviner swings to the vine of new relationship, without first letting go of the prior relationship vine. No free-sailing "time to discover myself" - which we all know really means cessation of bathing and bushwhacking - is taken between relationships, which usually means a wealth of emotional baggage and unrealistic expectations awaits proprietor of subsequent vine.

Commonly referred to as "serial monogamy," monkeyvining frequently results from fear of becoming forever relegated to the shadowy and dismal doom of repeatedly watching 28 dresses with your 28 cats.
Sheila has yet another man! She has been monkeyvining from boyfriend to boyfriend for at least six years now...
Monkeyvining by Dr. Evil 518 December 29, 2010

monkeynigga 

some retard on discord named monkeynigga
That monkeynigga is such a fucking nigger!!!
monkeynigga by HauntedPeeps July 15, 2019

monkeyfying 

When someone or something turns someone or something into a monkey
the wizard was monkeyfying the chav because chavs are stupid and are sold for scientific experiments
monkeyfying by McCartan November 23, 2007

Monkeynosaurus 

A cross between a monkey and a rhinoceros. Crazy like a monkey, stupid and unstable as a rhinoceros. Did you know its horn is made of compacted hair?

So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.
Go away monkeynosaurus!

Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!

Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!

monkeypenguin 

somebody that is a cheeky mischievous monkey but is also a penguin that you've bonded with for life, because you're also a monkeypenguin..
You're my little monkeypenguin..

louise and Robin are such monkeypenguins!