Monkeyvining is a common dating practice employed by lonely, insecure or ineffably sexy
people who are too hot to stay on the market after becoming single. Monkeyvining results when said monkeyviner swings to the vine of new
relationship, without first letting go of the prior relationship vine. No free-sailing "
time to discover myself" - which we all know really means cessation of bathing and bushwhacking - is taken between relationships, which usually means a wealth of emotional baggage and unrealistic expectations awaits proprietor of subsequent vine.
Commonly referred to as "serial monogamy," monkeyvining frequently results from fear of becoming forever relegated to the shadowy and dismal doom of repeatedly watching 28 dresses with your 28
cats.