Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

by BD August 6, 2004

Butt Monkey

Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.

Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.

by Sadow August 31, 2013

butt-monkey

One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.

I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.

by Phantom004 September 17, 2005

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.

"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

1 A monkey that lives up someones rectum! do not attempt to interact with them.

Haha that Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey is going home dude, run man hes got his sights on your asshole.

by Valher November 3, 2009

butt monkey

A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

butt monkey

1. A general insult.
2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser."
3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."

1. God, you're such a butt monkey.
2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey.
3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!

by Anonymous April 20, 2003