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Mong Out

To be so stoned you can't move or think straight
-Hey I guess we should go to this party then?
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am

-Hey where've you been?

-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?

-dunno
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monesha

Monesha is the most beautiful girl to walk this earth
most girls named Monesha has dark skin.
A shy girl with a lot to say & smart in her own way
loves music and to do her own thing.
Everyone should have a Monesha in their life
She also has a big booty
"Hey do you see that girl over there with that big booty?"
"Yeah,what a Monesha!"
by ArtRules November 7, 2014
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Mong hut

Noun. Council house, housing association dwelling. See Mong
Check out the tacky Christmas lights on those mong huts.
by Zucc December 3, 2004
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mongchop

adjective;describing the mentally under-achiever/fat barrel of monkey spunk;usually 1 of one's mates;often illiterate;sometimes just generally retarded/annoying
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Mangsty

Basically something disgusting or dirty. It also works if you call a person mangsty, if the person has a bad personality.
"Oh my gosh, do you know that girl Cassandra?! She's so annoying!" said Jessica
"For real! She's so mangsty!"
by the head barb May 6, 2021
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eBay mong

Someone that cannot or will not understand the nature of an eBay transaction.

A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.

The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.
Listing: Please DO NOT send text messages as I will not reply to them.
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"

Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"

Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................
by antiseptic April 4, 2013
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