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love monkey

monkey of love; friend who spreads happiness and joy to their fellow love monkey and makes them laugh and enjoys their company when they're down in the dumps.AND does not need to have romantically emotional attachments.a love monkey and a gf/bf do not have to be the same person, but they could be.
girl 1- hey, did you know louis is my love monkey?
girl 2- but isnt phillip your boyfriend?
girl 1- yah... but a love monkey and a boyfriend are two seperate things! damn, your stupid.
by to the woah May 16, 2005
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love-monkey

a person who will do everything and anything for love
even if it means someones life is being taken away
" Get me Lola Provetts body at once you love-monkey"
(only an example)
by h of awesomeness October 15, 2011
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love monkey

a person who swings from one relationship to the next; can't break up with one person until they've found their next relationship.
Chad has never been single. He's such a love monkey.
by carlmdc January 13, 2011
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Freaky Monkey Butt Love

The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.
Man, you missed some freaky monkey butt love at the park; I almost got hit!!!!!
by The Sugar Shack October 10, 2011
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he loved his honey, but she loved money

it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".
Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2007
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I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024
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monkey lover

That Brittney, Shee is a monkey lover.
by K3 September 15, 2003
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