Moms on Farmville

And you thought Moms on Facebook were bad enough...now they are on Farmville...
What's worse Moms on Farmville or global warming? What happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. This is the dawn of the end of the world.

(On the phone with my mom)
Hey Mom! What are you doing?
Just harvesting my plants?
Oh, cool what are you planting?
Blue trees and rainbow apples.
Oh, so you're on Farmville again...
Yes and I need neighbors!
But, Mom, Farmville is for losers and Moms...
(Mom hangs up)

Dude, Moms on Farmville...
Sounds hot...i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime...

by whojew2 January 19, 2011

taylor momsen

a blonde actress in the hit t.v. series Gossip Girl
she plays: Jenny Humphrey
she has recently been in the movies: The Grinch, Spy Kids 2, Hansel and Gretel, Saving Shiloh, Paranoid Park, and Underdog
she also made a few guest appearances on the t.v. shows: Entertainment Tonight, and The Rosie O'Donnell Show

can you believe gossip girl?
i know taylor momsen is such a good actress

by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

Molson Scale

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.

She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5

by amato24 February 21, 2011

Monson

Monson is a hillbilly town in MA surrounded by all the rich white trash towns that acctually have football teams. All the people are heroin addicts lookin to steal your tractor and ride it back to the farm. The high school has around 300 Hillbillies in training attending to go to a community collage to end right back up in the landfill they call a home. All they do is play soccer and talk about Minnechaug which is highshool they all wish the went to

Ugh look at his outfit he looks like he walk right outta monson!

by Amanda Goddess December 3, 2017

Momonga

A momonga is a japanese flying squirrel but it is also used as a term of affection to younger, adorable people who may resemble anime styled mammals

Oh hello, my little momonga...how was school today?

by Bobbie7 April 29, 2010

momzoned

it's worse than friendzoned

when a girl kicks you so far out of friendzone you're like a "mom to her"

1:00 AM - ruined: ive been momzoned

by Breedyy June 2, 2018

Momon

n. A person who is arrogant, silly (in a ridiculously exaggerated sense), or simply funny in a very unorthodox manner.

adj. When something is funny, but only because of its sheer idiotic nature. Ex: "What a momon joke!"

Etymology- Some historians believe the word comes from the latin or modern Spanish/Mexican word "Mamar", which means to suck. After such massive immigration from Latin America, the word must have later evolved into what we now often use in the workplace or school.

"Wow dude, you're such a momon"
or
"Man I hate that guy, he's such a momon"

This may sometimes be heard but with the adjective form instead, like so: "Man I hate that guy, he's so momon"

by Foxy Vincent April 4, 2010