mollasseslike

to move slowly and Constant

draw your pistol and lay it down on the floor, mollasseslike, got it?

by audioriva June 23, 2016

molassesface

The male equivalent of a butterface (but, her face). When a dude is hot from the neck down, but has an ugly face.

Mmm, alas, his face.

Yeah he’s got a six pack and a nine inch cock, but molassesface.

by Molassesface September 12, 2021

Monlasses

A thick dark substance thats made by cooking down original green Monster Energy drink.
Can be used in cooking and just chuging down Monster faster.

I can't drink 4 cans of Monster. I cooked them down to Monlasses so I could chug them all in just a few seconds.
Now I am the monster!

by JessieTheMonster December 8, 2021

Moleasses

Moleasses is not something that is dark, sweet, syrupy byproduct made during the extraction of sugars from sugarcane and sugar beets. Well, it is dark but I don't recommend you to taste it.

I cried so hard when my mom told me I couldn't use my moleasses as syrup on my pancakes.

by user0690 November 20, 2022

Molassesface

The equivalent of butterface. When a guy has a hot body but an ugly face.

“Mmm.. alas, his face.”

He’s got a six pack and a nine inch dick but… molassesface.

by Molassesface July 2, 2023