cock-morized

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.

That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.

by Millie dee February 15, 2017

mcjizzle

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea

I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.

by neilsssssss August 15, 2006

moriz

An extremely hot guy that dresses in black. He is a pimp and all the ladies go after him 24-7. He has a PHD ( pretty huge dick). He can also own you in Counter-Strike and in pretty much anything. Tap that ass!
Girl 1: Hey! Did you see that guy?

Girl 2: OMG! Ya! Look at the package!

Girl 1: I'm gonna go over there and let him rape me!

Girl 2: Wait for me!

Omg he is so Moriz!

by Beautycoockie March 2, 2017

Captain McJizz Guzzler

a pirate leader who consumes large amounts of liquid produced by the male genitalia.

Man, your a Captain McJizz Guzzler.

by ;-) whore March 28, 2010

Moiz

A moiz is a person who women are instantly attracted to. Their charm is irresistible and just thinking about them makes their admirers oRgAsm. They are literal gods of sex. Period.

OMG look at that sexy guy over there . He's a total MOIZ.

by Sexygoblin69 September 18, 2020

Mojizmo

Similar to the word 'mojo', with the meaning 'libido' from the Austin Powers movies. The words 'mojo' and 'jizz' gives us 'mojizmo', which is used to describe a good energy within a man after abstaining from ejaculation for several days. Mojizmo is a power, commonly attractive to women if the man possesses great trigger discipline.
Symptoms may include an increased level of confidence, courage and coolness.

Also, see 'no fap'

Man 1: There's so many chicks being into me at this party, what's going on?!
Man 2: When's the last time you fapped?
Man 1: About a week ago.
Man 2: About a week ago? It's gotta be your mojizmo!

Man 1: Hey, you should go talk to that cute girl in class. She really likes you.
Man 2: I can't! I lost my mojizmo to RedTube last night.

by tracksuitninja May 5, 2015

Mojigle

when you forget what something is called .

look at my mojigle !

by savessa ;] June 26, 2009