mortal fuck haven

A description for a really good orgasm. Usually a man will shout this out during the orgasm.

“Oh yeahhhhh!!! Mortal Fuck Haven!!”

by Smoove1287 December 2, 2019

Mortal strike

An ability in the game World of warcraft which heavily impairs healing on the stuck player for a short period of time. Many healing classes complain that it is overpowered. Mortal strike is also known abriviated as MS

Priest:"OMG I owned by Mortal strike QQ Nerf pl0x"
Warrior:"Lol l2p, call the care police noob"

by Nanobreaker August 4, 2007

mortal kombat

It has begun!
cool characters, Fatalities, Fake blood who could ask for more?
"Finish Him/Her!"

"You have embarked on a secret mission. You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth in a tournament called Mortal Kombat. It Has Begun!"

by Rane May 8, 2003

Mortal Kombat Spelling

The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.

"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.

by Fozzie Zaffa October 5, 2013

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

Mortal Kombat Trilogy

A game I still can't beat because of that bitch Sonya character!

Sub Zero : *Does Freeze thing*
Sonya: *Kicks in nads*
Sub Zero: *Jump kicks*
Sonya: *Air nads kick*
Sub Zero: "Sheeeiiit"
Sonya: *Kicks Sub Zero face*
Sub Zero: *Grabs sonya by the collar*
Sonya: *Sonyas shirt falls off*
Sub Zero: "AHH JESUS GAME OVER!!!"

by DeadThresholdJake June 21, 2004

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003