Mischa Barton

The only girl I'd leave my fiance for.

Me - Oh look Mischa Barton's over there and she wants me!111
Girlfriend - Okay you win.

by Ashley9505 December 7, 2006

mischa barton

quite possibly the hottest Brit to walk the earth.

wow, that mischa barton bird from the OC is so hot, i want to fuck her in all her holes!

by moosemoose April 21, 2006

mischa barton

Ugly.
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)

"Argh, I just saw Mischa Barton on The OC." "Quick, to the bathroom, we have eye-soap."

by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 11, 2006

Mischa Barton

Hot actress from O.C, property of Jordan Borenstein

A guy got arrested for trying to touch Mischa Barton.

by MiBarlvr April 25, 2005

mischa barton

a slutty girl who thinks she's pretty

oh, she's acting like mischa again

by Tannie March 31, 2005

mischa barton

An ugly, non talent girl, who looks like a forty year old woman, and sounds like a man.

"Wow, that forty two year old smoking waste looks and sounds like Mischa Barton!"

by Lindsay_Lou July 16, 2006

mischa barton diet

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a penis before performing oral sex.

Wow, that girl just did the Mischa Barton diet in the back of the club!

by MeSoCorny July 3, 2008