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Minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist in the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted to take a ride in the minivan?
by millertime32 October 3, 2009
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Minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 in the vertical smile, 1 going the extra mile or 2 in the ham curtains, 1 in the hurtin's), the act of putting 2 fingers in the coin slot and a fist in the balloon knot. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted a ride in the minivan?
by millertime32 October 6, 2009
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Hurry up and get into the minivagon, it's time to go!
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