Christian Mingle

A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.

Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!

by PooBurr December 27, 2011

minge binge

A protracted episode of cunnilingus.

I went on a minge binge for a half hour, until my partner begged for mercy and a glass of water.

by RobR May 2, 2006

minge-pumice

1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.

2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.

3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.

4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.

5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.

1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.

2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."

3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."

4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"

5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."

by volcanicvaginas June 12, 2011

Minge twinge

An arousal of the vagina triggered by visual sexual stimulation

He he so hot he makes my minge twinge

by Wetwonder February 3, 2019

Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009

twingey minge

When you experience a bit of a twinge in your minge

kerri: "Jill me minge is twinging"

Jill: "hahaha Twingey mingey"

by Bristolbb June 28, 2011

tinge in her minge

the state of sexual arousal for a female

Bro 1 - "Dude, shes totes got a tinge in her minge for you"

Bro 2 - "Nice"

by EL KOBRA November 27, 2011