Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

Man of mineral

This a status for a man that has realised his purpose in life. He has reached enlightenment. He is a man that all men should aspire to. He is driven and courageous. Women envy his power and wish they were his. Any man can be a man of mineral.

That guy seems like a man of mineral.

He's a man of fine mineral.

by Lemon little July 23, 2020

craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone

jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!

by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015

Jack Mineral Ice

Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass

Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness

Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.

Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice

by Thorfin Skull Crusher January 20, 2011

monarchs of the mineral era

Queens Of The Stone Age

Queens Of The Stone Age fucking rock

by cKy October 6, 2003

carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

by Emmie Z January 28, 2021

is opal a mineral

No one really knows

Person 1: is opal a mineral dude
Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind

by IAMABIGFATSWEATYLOSER January 13, 2021