milfloverdess

Milfloverdess who is originally know as @awh.dessy on Instagram is a really nice person who carries me on genshin impact and is very pleasant in conversation.

Person: “Have you ever heard of milfloverdess? She is so pretty”
Person 2: omg I know right!!

by Askaboutsemi June 21, 2021

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard onto a milf and then eating it off of her.

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man! It was great!"

by Steve , Dan March 28, 2007

milfunction

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf

oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.

by xcstaoriptshetot January 15, 2009

Milfpube

Noun. A person who is a scene-kid poser. They repetitively say things like "Om Nom Nom" "I smoke weed" "I can draw dinosaurs" "Hella Dank, yo" "Im sexy" "Rawr" and things of that sort. They cant wear skinny jeans, because they're a bit chubby, and aren't creative at all. They try so hard to fit in, and its obvious.

Kid One: look at my awesome dinosaur that i drew! It's saying 'rawr'. Its hella dank, yo!

Kid Two: cool.

*kid one walks away, and kid three walks up"

Kid Two: He's such milfpube!
Kid Three: No one likes him...

by $c3n3 k!d .-. March 15, 2010

milfling

a hot midget who is a mother.

that midget is a milfling.

by chud138 January 10, 2007

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard on a milf, only to eat it off

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man, it was great!"

by Steve H., Dan P. March 27, 2007

Milfougar

A milf who has been called both a Cougar and a Milf in one paragraph.

Some chick in Dacula is a milfougar that is hunting sugar daddies.

by Chino Alfonz April 30, 2011