Millenial Bail Bond

A friendship between millenials that is strengthened by a love of bailing on plans.

"You still down for yoga tonight?"

"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."

"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."

by paulbholt February 6, 2019

Millenialesia

A medical phenomenon characterized as a Millenial who is plagued by the inability to remember how to function as a contributing member of society.

Plagued with millenialesia, Chad is unable to figure out how to find a job and continues to live in his parent's basement playing video games all day.

by The Real Grandmaster G December 10, 2018

Millennium Millenia

The grandest of all Mazda Millenia(s); A Mazda Millenia sold as new in the year 2000;

Holy shit, my quim started dripping when I saw his pearl white Millennium Millenia!

Say, is that a Millennium Millenia? Are you some kind of prince?

If that Millennium Millenia was a sandwich, I'd fuck it.

by IHaveAMillenniumMillenia April 14, 2009

melenial

STupid people are melenials. they wear stupid winter hats all year round because they think it's cool.

Caitlin is a melenial. She thinks wearing her beanie hat is totally normal. She is an ass.

by brtibrtilover April 24, 2018

Millenialsplain

When a millennial explains something to you in expansive yet naive and sometimes incorrect detail, failing to recognize your expertise and expansive knowledge of the subject. Often followed by concern that any attempted clarification of their explanation is a misunderstanding of their absolute wisdom and is a sign of early dementia.

The hipster furrowed his brow with worry, stroked his beard thoughtfully, and then walked awY shaking his head after I responded to his millenialsplain of good parenting by asking how many children he had raised.

by Davy Gravy Vermont October 24, 2020

malenia, blade of miquella

A woman known for causing anger among tarnished.

I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.
I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.

by panda x liam September 26, 2022

Milena

peppa pig

Milena laughs like peppa pig :0

by Lilbitchaubrey69 November 25, 2019