Cabell Midland

A school with one heck of a quiz bowl team that never wins anymore because they are too afraid to push a little red button.

When was the last time Cabell Midland won?

by Generalissimo Katiekinz January 31, 2009

Midland

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.

MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by ilovemidland November 1, 2012

Midland Texas

The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.

Someone: hey lets go to Midland Texas.

Someone else: nah its boring as shit over there

by Abell student February 27, 2011

Midland mudslide

when a redneck is having sexual intercourse with a girl and has dip in his mouth and as he is cumming spits the dip juice on her back with his cum and mixes it togther

you want to midland mudslide with me gurl

by central football 5 July 8, 2011

Midland, Pennsylvania

The nastiest fucking place in Western PA. The air smells like preteen period blood and rotten eggs 100% of the time. The wanna-be performing arts high school located in down-town Midland serves something that resembles squirrel ribs for lunch at least once a week. Most are scared to eat the lunches fearing that they're eating some mutated animal meat caught in the park. The water tastes as if it contains literal shit. The power plant across the bridge produces tons of nasty air pollution a day. Being in Midland everyday may cause you to develop some form of cancer.

Megan Fox would never be caught dead in Midland, Pennsylvania.

by shanaynaycruzz June 5, 2011

Midland Secondary School

The worst but yet most amusing , falling apart no good piece of shit failure of any success for the student body school. Literally falling apart and being held together with duct tape. Highest rate of over aged failing students in Canada. Most of the students are stuck up, which doesn't make sense because if your going to this school you are obviously a broke ass bitch like the rest of the people in that general community.

Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.

person 1: what high school are you planning on going to?
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !

by st'tskid April 7, 2011

Midland Mi

Midland Michigan is a wonderful place with a baseball studium for the great lakes loons, this town a great place to be. Home of the Great Lakes Loons, the first tribridge, aka Tridge, and Dow Chemical.

Klayton Kersaw played for the loons in Midland Mi, pitcher for the LA Dodgers

by billybobjoe500 October 8, 2011