Microscoffed

Anything related to theft, piracy or otherwise obtained illegally in the tech/computer industry including insider trading, market manipulation, saturation and control. The name is due to Microsoft having pretty much done the same damn thing themselves.

Hey how much did you pay for that copy of MSOffice? I didn't pay anything I microscoffed it from limewire. Say whatever happened to Netscape? It got microscoffed

by Paultoronto July 16, 2008

Microscopdick

A DICK THAT IS MICROSCOPIC WHICH MEANS IT IS VERY SMALL

Noah has a microscopdick

by Fatcaucasionmom September 21, 2018

Microscopic Peen

Basically what the word is

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen

by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

Microscopic Wage

What servers make. Less than minimum wage

Tip your waiter! He makes microscopic wage! Don’t be greedy!

by MrRapHater October 6, 2021

Microsecond

One microsecond equals one millionth of a second.

1 microsecond= Length of time of one commercial high-speed strobe light flash.

2.68 microseconds= the amount of time subtracted from the Earth Day as a result of the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake. It is reported that the earthquake slightly shifted the Earth around on its axis, shortening the day by 2.68 microseconds.

by MaxxOverload July 21, 2009

human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016

microcock

A dick so small even a magnifying glass can hardly detect it. Had it not been for a hairy nutsack, it would often be mistakened for a clit.

Billy's microcock turned his face red when Suzy laughed at his miniscule meat-whistle.

by Mansnake February 11, 2005