minority report

A white guy who is only interested in chicks of another race, i.e. asians, blacks, and latinos

My friend john is a minority report.

by Jintegrity April 7, 2004

minority priority

A term used to describe what happens when the local government goes out and spends ridiculous amounts of money to 'give everyone a fair chance" and "end discrimination" where really all they're doing is trying to save their asses from getting sued by some whiny parent that bitches about everything by throwing money at the problem so they can say "look we're doing nice things, look at all the nice things, we're broke now, but hey look at how nice we are" the end result is usually something incredibly stupid, that doesn't actually accomplish anything and often time actually has the reverse effect of increasing discrimination and taking chances away from people, it also opens the gate for more lawsuits which leads to complete bankruptcy because suing someone is now a fad, which leads to the collapse of society and/or the terrorists have won and manbearpig rules the world until we get Harrison Ford to fuck an atomic fish until it goes super-critical and destroys manbearpig's tyrannical reign, unfortunately Elton John survives and is now in charge of your lunch program which is how minority priority leads to gay kids getting to have lunch before you.

Thanks to minority priority in public schools if a guy wants to pretend to be a girl he can use the girls locker room as well as the girls bathroom and its considered okay.

by Bitch Puddin' December 7, 2010

Minority Magnet

Someone (usually a female) who attracts a lot of sexual attention from minority groups.

In the past ten minutes, Minority Magnet Mary was hit on by 4 black men, 2 asian men, and 6 hispanic men.

by MinorityMagnetMary July 13, 2009

Minority Beater

Whatever you can find to beat a minority with.

“Look a minority!!”
“Gotta whip out the minority beater!”

by VulpineDoge August 30, 2022

minority party

Street punk from char. NC played w\ global threat & other various street punk banks plus leftover crack. They like guys.....but not really

Daveloebs is a short mexican fuck who plays drums for minority party.

Person 1: I took my date out to see a concert last night
Person 2: Did you go see minority party
person 1: Heck yes I did what do you think I am, a frigging idiot

by tub girl ass eater March 11, 2005

minority stampede

The act of arabic or black men impulsively joining in a fight for the sole reason of attacking someone of another race.

Ed: Johnny and Ahmed fought it out yesterday after school on the football field.

Steve: Oh yeah? Who won?

Ed: Well, Johnny was kicking his ass....but then a dozen or so camels jumped in and beat the crap out of him. Damn minority stampede.....

Steve: So much for a fair fight.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

Minority Tornado

An area such as a blacktop, gymnasium, or club, consisting only of minorities (social or racial) or wannabes that combine to form a huge mass that may or may not rotate around a focal point (such as a D.J. or stripper).

Depending on the size of such a mass it can be classified using the category system. Cat. 1 is used for least amount of people and/or destruction and Cat. 5 is used to describe a huge amount of minorities and/or full scale destruction.

Kid: Hey, you wanna go play basketball?

Kid2: No thanks man, the last I heard there was a Category 3 Minority Tornado over there. I wouldn't want to get caught in that...

Kid: lol. K.

by Krazy Pudding October 6, 2008