Mermaid Pussy

Pussy that's always wet and turned on ready to go.

I just have to kiss my girl and she gets mermaid pussy.

by Missthe90s December 29, 2014

Merjanitor

The male, custodial version of a mermaid.

Bill: I'd hate to be a merjanitor, imagine how boring work would be when you never had to clean up crap.

Mary: I'd hate to be friends with someone who uses "merjanitor" in a sentence.

by aphorism December 11, 2009

Mermaid Melody

A japanese anime based on singing mermaid princesses who can turn into humans with magic pearls that turn into microphones livng in a city by the beach. It starts with Luchia, the pink pearl princess. She then finds Hanon, the aquamarine pearl princess, and so on. Their enemies are the dark lovers. They work for a man named Gaito, who looks strangely similar to Kaito, Luchia's crush. Some can control elements, and others can cause strange weather. After a while, the show introduces the Black Beauty Sisters, Sheshe and Mimi, who can sing also. Luchia, Hanon, and their new companion, Lina, get new songs through out the series by Aqua Regina, the Goddess of the Sea. In the end, Gaito's castle falls to an abyss at the bottom of the sea, followed by Gaito and the Dark Lovers. Sadly, there is no english version of this.

The new Mermaid Melody episode is coming on soon. I can't wait!

by Red|Pearl|Princess May 1, 2011

Mermaphrodite

If it's a mermaid, with merman "junk"...then its a Mermaphrodite.

I was stoked to see a mermaid for the first time....but then i looked down and that fish had a penis. It was a Mermaphrodite.

WOW, Ariel's hung!

See... Lady Gaga

by Raymond Holzhuter January 6, 2010

Mermaidicle

Well you see, it is a great dance performed only when super crunk while dancing to intimidate the mermaids.

BRODUDE WE TOTES GOT OUR MERMAIDICLE ON LAST NIGHT

by tree-face February 16, 2010

Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

morman soak

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

by CShady August 1, 2015