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mermaid effect

When a guy has been hanging out with, or simply in the presence of a girl that is just a friend for long enough that she ends up becoming sexually desirable.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

It was also used in the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
Guy 1: "So you're going to be rooming with a chick next year? watch out for the mermaid effect, if you hang out with her long enough, you know you'll end up wanting to hit that."

Guy 2: "Nah man, she isn't hot and totally isn't my type."

Guy 1: "I give it three months."
by acadey April 3, 2011
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mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.
FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.
by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015
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Mermaid Treasure

The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.
Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.
by bennybooboo October 25, 2011
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mermaid mans belt

The ultimate strap-on, originally seen in the show Spongebob Squarepants.
Dang i was watching some lesbian porn and they pull out a mermaid mans belt!
by CoyoteSniper86 April 13, 2015
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Frankie Mermaid

a man who some would say is... swimming in bitches.
Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
by nobody important :) September 6, 2020
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make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
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The Mermaid Theory

a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.

Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!

Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
by Fatchooo January 20, 2011
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