Meatshield

Protective screen consisting of living human bodies (mostly conscripts) i.e. walking in front of a tank, important command unit etc. to clear mines or block a line of sight from enemy units.

Term commonly used by tabletop wargamers (i.e. 40k)

"My tank has a meatshield because it is covered for more than 50% by this stormtrooper squad!"

by Metahumanoid August 26, 2008

meatshake

The greatest byproduct of meats in the world. It's made out of the leftover juices, and other various unused parts of meat. Very tastey.

Doctor: "How did you manage to clog up your arteries AND get food poisoning at the same time?"
Bob: "One word, doc. And that's 'meatshake.'"

by airwalker October 4, 2003

Marlboro Menthol

A high-quality, full-flavor menthol cigarette made by the Altria/Philip Morris Tobacco Conglomerate. Known for having more intense menthol than Newports or other popular brands, Marlboro Menthols combine the smooth flavor and relaxing buzz of Marlboro reds with a pleasant cooling sensation that takes the edge off of the harsh tobacco. People tend to either swear by Marlboro Menthols or completely despise them, mostly due to their distinctive mint flavor.

Frankie: I love me some Newport 100s man, straight up menthol all the way!

Mick: Newports suck, I need me some hardcore mint flavor. I will get some marlboro menthol 100s.

Rick: You are both sick fucks. Menthols smell like Vicks Vaporub and death. Just because it tastes like toothpaste, it does nothing for your nicotine-stained teeth.

by CaptainRichardPhantasmoker July 17, 2009

The Menthol

The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.

This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.

by john Detlor March 20, 2009

marlboro black menthol

the best menthol cig ever. high menthol like new ports. and light thin smoke like newport camels. healthier then marboro menthol lights, newports, marlboro menthol, casmel crush. only traditionally sold in japan but sold for a limited time in indonesia. can also be rarely found in australia.

marlboro black menthol, marlboro, menthol black

by iNDiFiNiTY1 November 13, 2009

Menthols

The best cigarettes on the mother fucking planet. None that pussy shit.

I was having such a nic fit, I almost stuck a dude at the TC.
"Niggy, gimme yo fuckin' menthols!"

by NIggANUNO April 4, 2009

meatshield

1. (noun) A Halo player whose key obligation is to run in front of or behind the player who is carrying the enemy's flag, with the objective of using his/her "meaty" body to stop the bullets from reaching their target.

"Kent is an awesome meatshield. We should make that his name."

by Kent October 23, 2003