by Straight THug November 30, 2003
A complex city, Memphis is the richest for musical heritage yet has the number one crime rate. Memphis is the only city in America where one can be in a movie without owning a SAG card. Memphis is the bluff city and it rocks the socks off any other in the mid-south. The government is run by a crook. The highlights are amazing. It is the only city that voted democratic in the past elections in the state of Tennessee. Memphis is schizophrenic with the good and the bad.
by razzledazzle February 22, 2005
by B-Man February 03, 2004
Yes, we do have the highest crime rate in the U.S. and we do have the cheapest hookers across the nation too. But that doesn't mean everyone here is shit. Memphis is the shit, Houston and Atlanta ain't nothing compared to Memphis. Here you're gonna find the realest niggas around. We also got the best music - Memphis is the home to Hip Hop, RnB, Blues, and so many other genres. Plus, Three 6 Mafia, the first black music group to win an Academy Award for Best Song and the first Hip-Hop artists ever to perform there, are from Memphis. By the way, did you know that Memphis Bleek isn't from Memphis? That's right, he's from New York. After he spent some time in Memphis, he chose his name to be Memphis Bleek. Now what does that tell you about Memphis?
Oh, and did I mention that the term "crunk" is from Memphis?
Oh, and did I mention that the term "crunk" is from Memphis?
This is Memphis, the top city in the Dirty South where you're gonna see the sickest rides and the flyest girls. This be where all the realest people get crunk at the wildest parties.
by cherish579 May 22, 2009
A city located down south, full of gangs and drugs, Memphis is the city that started the word "crunk" and is also the place quickest to get your car took. Cities such as Dallas and Houston are obsolete compared to Memphis' crime rate.
by mista_nightmare September 08, 2003
1. Hater capital of North America. Second only to Iraq. The place where Dr. Martin Luther King was shot, but Elvis made a god.
2. Nearly everyone is a fat, loud, ignorant, racist, broke and irritating, self-riteous fake religious, bible thumping dipshit.
3. Produces shitty music compared to the music it used to in the past. Mostly terrible hip hop, and even worse punk rock, and even worse blues.
4. Education? What education. Easier for kids to sell crack for their mom and dreams of being a pimp.
5. Too easy to get cracked out and stay that way. The only place where people from surrounding states can collect welfare and food stamps to pay the car note.
6. All of the politicians there are dumbasses. Political issues- the statue in Forrest Park, what to do with the Pyramid, keeping Libertyland open, an easier way to get barbecue sauce out of a silk shirt.
7. Beale Street. Great place to party Thursday-Sunday. If it's not raining. Or no one got shot.
8. Mosquitoes. Church after church.
9. The place that I was forced to live by my parents.
10.The place that I'll be moving back to now that I've got my gun license.
2. Nearly everyone is a fat, loud, ignorant, racist, broke and irritating, self-riteous fake religious, bible thumping dipshit.
3. Produces shitty music compared to the music it used to in the past. Mostly terrible hip hop, and even worse punk rock, and even worse blues.
4. Education? What education. Easier for kids to sell crack for their mom and dreams of being a pimp.
5. Too easy to get cracked out and stay that way. The only place where people from surrounding states can collect welfare and food stamps to pay the car note.
6. All of the politicians there are dumbasses. Political issues- the statue in Forrest Park, what to do with the Pyramid, keeping Libertyland open, an easier way to get barbecue sauce out of a silk shirt.
7. Beale Street. Great place to party Thursday-Sunday. If it's not raining. Or no one got shot.
8. Mosquitoes. Church after church.
9. The place that I was forced to live by my parents.
10.The place that I'll be moving back to now that I've got my gun license.
by phanomymous April 05, 2006
the shittiest city known to man-kind, located in south-west tennessee, full of rednecks, murderers, and racisits.
by the artist formerly known as julia August 01, 2006