Melk

Semen.

Yo, what's that on the bathroom floor?

Sorry, I forgot to clean up the melk last night.

by GrossAssTurnip September 01, 2021

Melk

A Guy with religios Parents that can't decide how to call theyre son. He is often naiv and doesn't know the causes of his actions. Mostly he is the one who steps to far, but plays the good-boy in school. He doesn't care so much about the nature or people that are not like him

"Gezz mate, sometimes you can be a real Melk!"

by IdontLIEmate January 05, 2017

Melk

expired milk

person 1: hey bro why you got melk on your fridge?
person 2: i forgot to throw it away

by samurai sunky October 18, 2023