Melancholy 

You/them/they
Are a bunch or sad mfs

Melancholy

means sad

Melancholy by Mariea J March 13, 2021

vaginal melancholy 

Vaginal Melancholy: When a woman's vagina is at peace.

Woman1: When is you time of month?
Woman2: In a few days, but right now I'm experiencing vaginal melancholy.

vaginal melancholy by JJmCwizzy July 27, 2008

Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy 

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.

Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.

Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy by The artist formerly unknown as Chi May 2, 2007

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Worst fucking series ever. It's not entertaining in any way and has annoying as hell voice acting. This series, for whatever the fuck reason, became extremely popular and has an enormous fanbase. The saddest and most pathetic thing about this series is that it tires VERY VERY HARD to make you laugh, and it falls flat on it's ass and fails. Of course all the wapanese and Otakus will argue that this series is "unique" or "original", and I’ll give them that, but keep in mind, being those things doesn't mean it's any GOOD! Fuck this series.

Wapanese kid: ZOMGZ! Dis iS FUUUNY!!

Otaku kid: I KNOWZ!!!11 I LOLLED WEHN DA THING KNOWZ IT'S A FILM AND MAKES FUN OF ITSELF!!!!111

Me: What the hell you two!? This shit isn't funny at all it's just pathetic and stupid. Whatever you guys watch this shit, I’m gonna go watch Hot Fuzz.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya blows ass.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya by SetAbominae August 29, 2007

melancholy 

a type of fruit with a rough outer shell.

The fruit salad is adorned with a whole lot of melancholy.

melancholy by Gina June 30, 2005

Melancholy Hour 

When you want to drink alcohol because you feel depressed. (10:00 - 11:00)

Oh boy. Would you look at the time. It's Melancholy Hour. *sobs while attempting to drink*

Melancholy Hour by bonelesspizza June 18, 2017

Melancholy 

Melancholy isn't despair, anger or depression. It is a wise accommodation with griefs, large and small, of existence. It is a commitment to face difficulties without rage or violence.

The melancholy person knows how tragic life can be. But greets sadness with stoicism, courage and quiet strength. Melancholy is not an illness to be cured. It is the wisest way to greet the folly of the world. It is an achievement.

There are melancholy skies, faces, times of day and pieces of music.

Melancholy by Tomas_649 July 7, 2017