a town full of rich white people. A lot of spoiled kids who get what ever the hell they want and never hear the word "NO". you might think this town is small and inncocent but once you get past the big houses you know there is some drugs rolling around and sluts on every corner.
by a pseudonym March 10, 2005
A town where jay walking and bike riding without helmets has run rampid. Police have done much in an effort to solve this problem, however when the police where making thier efforts to rid the town of these unthinkable crimes, an rebel bike gang took over the town and started running rampid. This biker gang called themselves the dope heads on mopeds. A rival gang named the "MLP" moved in to the nieghboring town of medford lakes. Ever since medfords dope heads on mopeds started feeling the pressure that the MLP influence had on nieghboring communitys, Medford started living by thier land mark We aren't snobs we are just better than you. The best was yet to come, King CraigK moved into a community near by and all the women had sex with him and the word quickly spread about the size of his dong and more people moved to the area. Medford lakes even became a resort town where desperate house wives would go to escape life for a while and get there bang on.
Medford, NJ has challenged cops
by ckennedy July 11, 2008
medford girls are bitches they are 2 imature 2 acctually talk 2 eachother y they hate them!! most u are all pussies;-)
Boy:Are those the medford girls i heard about.
Boy 2: Yea i can see they are all lookin at a girl and talki bout her.
Boy 2: Yea i can see they are all lookin at a girl and talki bout her.
by name caller 10 April 5, 2005
This place is the worste. Everyone who live hear is white and tries to be black. Every one is filthy rich and really jewish about money.
1. Drugs are more common in Medford that in camden, philly, Newark, and South America combined.
2.the girls are all wanna be sluts, that try way to hard.
3. Dont ever move here it is horrible
2.the girls are all wanna be sluts, that try way to hard.
3. Dont ever move here it is horrible
by metro-man March 18, 2005
It's like a nooner only sooner. The act of sexual intercourse in the morning. Usually before going to work
Brady: Hey I am going over to my boyfriend's for a nooner!
Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!
Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!
by smileycop January 14, 2007
Bcit Medford or Medford Tech has nothing but white people. Be aware there are all types of white people there like, rednecks, rich white kids, 1000% gamers/nerds, etc. You often see the nerds playing real life Pokémon. Medford Tech has every type of white you can come by. Meanwhile there’s barely any other race. If you do happen to see a black person he going to walk around saying “hail Hitler” which makes no sense at all but go with it. No fights at all unless it’s the redneck showdown. Nothing better than a life at Medford Tech
by Jamichal James October 5, 2018
Medford High School is a highschool locted in Medford Massachusetts. This school is famous for having a bunch of “flatayons” create an “I’m offended box” that resides in the main office, with the “I’m offended box” it makes it easier than ever for students to anonymously report another student that hurt their feelings with words. The term “flatayons” is a term used for classification, in definition the term means “a flatayon is a flat bitch who thinks they won’t be flat if they work themselves out to 4% body fat” it derives from the English term “flat”. Medford High School is full of people who have the brains of apes that decide to settle their differences with a fist fight rather than a civilized argument. At Medford High School if you are not a racial minority it is impossible to say anything without being proclaimed as a racist, homophobe, or sexist. Most students who attend Medford High School are not smart enough to think of a reasonable comeback or argument so they resort to violence. Be very careful because if you even think about defending yourself anywhere in the United States then you will be immediately reprimanded by the staff at Medford High School.
by Use your best guess February 23, 2019