Michayla

Michaylas are real classy ladies. They know left from right and right from wrong and crap from awesome, there is no one better than a Michayla. They are super artsy and have an awesome taste in music, they got that awesome long brown hair and are just the right level of sassy.

"Ermahgerd! Look, it's Michayla!"
"Michayla is my bbz!"
"ERMAHGERD! I'm so jelly!"

by The Epic January 19, 2013

Rap Mechanic

The Rap Mechanic refers to hip-hop artist Pete Wurthy, aka "The Rap Mechanic". He often totes a larger than life pipe wrench that was passed down to him from his grandfather. The wrench tends to be the largest wrench most non-industrial mechanics have ever seen, especially on a stage during a performance. The Rap Mechanic is also known to spray his front row audiences with water in various forms.

Concert guy1: Did you see the Rap Mechanic? He totally just dowsed those people down front!

Concert guy2: I know! How come we can't ever get front row seats?!

by ww2drew February 18, 2010

diesel mechanic

Pretty much an overall bad ass. If you're a diesel mechanic, you're fucking awesome and acquire all of the bitches and currency

J-Wolf is a diesel mechanic; a mans man who gets all the bitches

by Flugruger April 10, 2015

Mechal Effect

A sudden shot of adrenaline while being near Mechal or her 1st born son.

Kid 1: Can you feel it?
Kid 2: Yeah I think so.
*Mechal and 1st born son walk in*
Kid 1 & 2: *get shocked and have goosebumps*
Kid 1 & 2: Its the Mechal Effect!

by Hilo37392 August 2, 2020

Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019

Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.

Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.

by Aguirrez May 19, 2008

quantum mechanics

A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.

After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.

by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010