The greatest girl to walk to face of the planet.
She cares for everyone. She's beautiful and her hugs are amazing because she's so warm. She's that rare breed of friend. The kind that doesn't mind catching a cold to just keep you from getting one. Because she puts others before herself, everyone loves her.
She'll make you melt; figuratively and literally.
She cares for everyone. She's beautiful and her hugs are amazing because she's so warm. She's that rare breed of friend. The kind that doesn't mind catching a cold to just keep you from getting one. Because she puts others before herself, everyone loves her.
She'll make you melt; figuratively and literally.
Boy: "Oh, hey Melissa."
Girl: "I'm not Melissa."
Boy: "My bad. I didn't mean to compare you to such an angel."
Girl: "Nahh, it's all good. I was just thinking about her myself."
Boy: "Then we're both in agreement that she's just simply-"
Girl: "Yes, amazing."
Girl: "I'm not Melissa."
Boy: "My bad. I didn't mean to compare you to such an angel."
Girl: "Nahh, it's all good. I was just thinking about her myself."
Boy: "Then we're both in agreement that she's just simply-"
Girl: "Yes, amazing."
by DixieNormas September 13, 2010
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by Super Best Mom In The World December 26, 2016
Get the Melissa mug.The sending of voice messages to girls that act like twats. Usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times - after midnight and before 7:00am. This is in an effort to awaken the twat female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. Or to ruin her day the next morning. The sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. The messages let the twat female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their twaty behavior is not acceptable. Twat voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. These messages are often sent to coal burners.
Lidell Beavens - Yo dog, Flavia complained bout da many disturb'in twat voice messages yo sent her last night.
David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!
David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!
David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
by John Feed August 17, 2011
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A Melissa is a flirt, with a sexy "come hither" smile and bedroom eyes.
She appreciates people for their individuality and uniqueness.
Is highly respectful of others, but in return expects the same.
She will not hide from problems but meets them head on.
A Melissa is a flirt, with a sexy "come hither" smile and bedroom eyes.
She appreciates people for their individuality and uniqueness.
Is highly respectful of others, but in return expects the same.
She will not hide from problems but meets them head on.
Melissa = A fun time and a great friend.
by aluxuriousexperience November 9, 2010
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Melissa, that girl is one of a kind!
by Missmissy74 December 21, 2016
Get the Melissa mug.Melissa, a very powerful women.Makes other women look dull and lifeless. When You fall in love with Melissa it's over. beautiful inside and out. But does not think so herself. Short. Gorgeous hair and eyes. Wants to be treated like a princess. Usually popular.Incredibly attractive and sexy.Has crazy goals and dreams but won't let anyone get in her way ! Very independent.Extremely intelligent, athletic, strong and confident insecure best sense of humor says the funniest and most smartest things.Melissa is very blunt and will tell the truth no matter what. Has a humongous heart. Loyal till the end, will give you her life, Has trust problems , horrible temper and anger problems. Very psychotic. Don't mess with Melissa.But is very easy to talk to and incredibly sweet.Fearless will do what she wants no one can stop her.Will accomplish anything she puts her mind to.Has been through the absolute worst. Does not hate anyone no matter what.Will still see the absolute best in the worst people. Cares about others lives more than hers. Melissa ( Honey-bee ) is named after a goddess princess.
"Who dat b ? Melissa"
"Melissa's gonna be famous one day"
"Uh oh I didn't text melissa back..... omg my house is on fire !!!"
"Everyone wants to fw with melissa "
"Melissa is a queen"
"Melissa's gonna be famous one day"
"Uh oh I didn't text melissa back..... omg my house is on fire !!!"
"Everyone wants to fw with melissa "
"Melissa is a queen"
by pinkcodiene March 18, 2017
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1. The basic system:
- Possibly the most inconvenient, inaccessible and unintuitive message board system I've EVER seen. Everything you are allowed to do, even the most basic amenities of forum usage are presented as "rewards" for accumulating high "karma" (an ironic term at best). Basically a badge of honor and level of validity to one's membership gained simply by signing on. You could type by mashing the keys with your face everyday for a year and be more accepted than a newbie with halfway decent ideas.
"Want to delete a post? Sorry Karma is too low. Want to search your own posts? Sorry. Mark a troll for harassing you? Sorry. Want to post more than ten times a day? Sorry"....you get the picture.
- There is no messaging system, so communicating on a personal level is impossible. They even make a point of saying the possible inclusion of such, is not even up for discussion.
- No 'Edit post' feature at all. Which means a lot of deleted posts which still take up room, and a LOT of double or triple posting and even more typos that certainly fail to go unnoticed by the site's "grammar police".
You think with all the pop ups and drop downs, this place could spring for some convenience...
- The karma system only serves to create an elitist atmosphere where the opinions of anyone with low karma are immediately written off as invalid or trollish.
- The codes for posting aren't presented to the poster when posting. You get a box. You type in the box. If you don't know the codes for italics or quoting. Meh, tuff shit.
2. Moderation:
If you look up corrupt in the dictionary.....
(or inept)
THE worst I've ever seen.
Anyone with intellect needs to seriously watch out, because apparently, the moderating staff is made up almost entirely of CJayC's punk-ass little brother's best friends. With all the anti-intelligence and pro-childish fight mob mentality you'd expect from thirteen year old boys.
Things that can net you moderation:
- Whole words and sentences
- Honesty
- Individuality
- Refusal to kowtow
- not kissing the right ass
- presenting a counter to fanboy supported games
- Being a decent person
3. The People:
Imagine a pool filled with people and no water. Imagine that 90% of said people are under the age of 18. Hopped up on sugar and bolstered by "Internet courage" Each one more "1337" than the last. Now imagine the remaining 10% are buried under the former struggling to breath and claw their way through the idiot kids only to reach the surface to be kicked in the face by a moderator and pushed back down into the depths of Internet Hell.
GAMEFAQS - Come for the FAQ's...stay for nothing else.
1. The basic system:
- Possibly the most inconvenient, inaccessible and unintuitive message board system I've EVER seen. Everything you are allowed to do, even the most basic amenities of forum usage are presented as "rewards" for accumulating high "karma" (an ironic term at best). Basically a badge of honor and level of validity to one's membership gained simply by signing on. You could type by mashing the keys with your face everyday for a year and be more accepted than a newbie with halfway decent ideas.
"Want to delete a post? Sorry Karma is too low. Want to search your own posts? Sorry. Mark a troll for harassing you? Sorry. Want to post more than ten times a day? Sorry"....you get the picture.
- There is no messaging system, so communicating on a personal level is impossible. They even make a point of saying the possible inclusion of such, is not even up for discussion.
- No 'Edit post' feature at all. Which means a lot of deleted posts which still take up room, and a LOT of double or triple posting and even more typos that certainly fail to go unnoticed by the site's "grammar police".
You think with all the pop ups and drop downs, this place could spring for some convenience...
- The karma system only serves to create an elitist atmosphere where the opinions of anyone with low karma are immediately written off as invalid or trollish.
- The codes for posting aren't presented to the poster when posting. You get a box. You type in the box. If you don't know the codes for italics or quoting. Meh, tuff shit.
2. Moderation:
If you look up corrupt in the dictionary.....
(or inept)
THE worst I've ever seen.
Anyone with intellect needs to seriously watch out, because apparently, the moderating staff is made up almost entirely of CJayC's punk-ass little brother's best friends. With all the anti-intelligence and pro-childish fight mob mentality you'd expect from thirteen year old boys.
Things that can net you moderation:
- Whole words and sentences
- Honesty
- Individuality
- Refusal to kowtow
- not kissing the right ass
- presenting a counter to fanboy supported games
- Being a decent person
3. The People:
Imagine a pool filled with people and no water. Imagine that 90% of said people are under the age of 18. Hopped up on sugar and bolstered by "Internet courage" Each one more "1337" than the last. Now imagine the remaining 10% are buried under the former struggling to breath and claw their way through the idiot kids only to reach the surface to be kicked in the face by a moderator and pushed back down into the depths of Internet Hell.
GAMEFAQS - Come for the FAQ's...stay for nothing else.
"Did you know I was banned from the gamefaqs message boards yesterday?"
"No way!"
"Yeah, it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me."
"No way!"
"Yeah, it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me."
by FlowersInMidgar September 21, 2008
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