scott mcmuffin

A homosexual that acts like the opposite sex.

Ohh damn!!! He's a scott McMuffin.

by Beyonca floress December 3, 2018

Muffined

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.

Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.

by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009

egg mcmuffin

When you crack and egg on a chick's ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.

I ran out of anal ez so I just pulled an egg mcmuffin on the bitch.

by Husayn ibn Ali September 29, 2006

Crab McMuffin

When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.

Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin

by crackBaBy123 September 10, 2010

Eating a [Bacon McMuffin]

Giving oral sex to a woman at a McDonald's restaurant, during breakfast hours.

Last week I was sitting off to the side with my girl at McDonald's in the morning and she pointed under the table. Next thing you know, I'm down there eating a Bacon McMuffin.

by Romano Giovanni April 7, 2015

Platypus mcmuffin for brains

Josh is very stupid and is the WORST science table partner you can have. EVER. he breaks up with you on hyour birthday, and is just an overall dick. I will high five him someday. in the face. with a chair. he thinks he is gangster, but he isnt. and he probably doesnt even know how to spell the word 'Josh"...yeah.

Josh: Hey.
Maddie: CONNIPTIONS YOU GIVE ME CONNIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are such a platypus mcmuffin for brains!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT!!!??? UGHHHHHH GO DIE!!!! alright, Bliss, off to lunch :)

by conniption queen :))))) December 31, 2011

Bluffin McMuffin

it when someone says there gonna do some thing and they dont do it

David want to fuck and Cierra says she does but doesnt want to at the end of the day so David calls her a bluffin McMuffin

by D -n- C June 7, 2009