Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 1, 2008

mayna

One of the sweetest girls you will ever meet.
At first, you might think she's a little weird, or a little crazy, but once you get to know her you'll realize she's actually a LOT crazy. But that's what makes her so special and lovable.
A 10/10 friend, girlfriend, and overall human being.
Her brown eyes and love for grey will melt your heart.

Most likely yo be best friends with someone named Emily.

Yoooo, Mayna just made my day because she smiled at me today. She's such a babe.

by kajiji September 1, 2018

Mr Maynard

The Blaster of Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees. As well as the Detention gifter to Blake Burgess. (Used to be chill, now out for revenge).

Thomas Davie and Antonio Rees: *Search up Bad Boy things on the internet*
Mr Maynard: *BLASTS*
Blake Burgess: *Laughs at Inappropriate joke just after Blast*
Mr Maynard: *GIFTS DETENTION AND FARTS OUT NOSE TO KNOCK OUT ALL BIG BOIS*

by Ventureofthe6 May 7, 2019

maynard james keenan

The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.

Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997

by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008

Mayday! Cried The Captain

the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.

Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain

by meltdownCAR5 January 30, 2009

Mayday Parade

A punk/emo band which hails from Tallahassee, Florida. They currently have one full length album to date('A Lesson In Romantics') and one EP ('Tales Told By Dead Friends'). They have a disticnt sound which is created by the two lead vocalists: Derek Sanders & Jeremy Lenzo.

Mayday Parade Are:

Derek Sanders - Vocals
Jeremy Lenzo - Bass/Vocals
Alex Garcia - Guitar
Brooks Betts - Guitar
Jake Bundrick - Drums/Vocals

Mayday Parade is currently signed to Fearless Records

by Katelyn Ross February 3, 2008

mayday parade

A punk/emo band which hails from Tallahassee, Florida. They currently have one full length album to date('A Lesson In Romantics') and one EP ('Tales Told By Dead Friends'). They have a disticnt sound which is created by the two lead vocalists: Derek Sanders & Jeremy Lenzo.

Mayday Parade Are:

Derek Sanders - Vocals
Jeremy Lenzo - Bass/Vocals
Alex Garcia - Guitar
Brooks Betts - Guitar
Jake Bundrick - Drums/Vocals

Mayday Parade is currently signed to Fearless Records

by Katelyn Valo January 3, 2008