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Manitowish Waters

+46° 6' 37.20", -89° 49' 0.88"

Quite possibly the most kickass place on earth.
Manitowish Waters: We dare you to get a DUI.

I'm from Manitowish Waters, bitch.
by local badass March 4, 2009
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Manitoba

Manitoba - Eastern most of the four Western Provinces of Canada. There are two beautiful National Parks: Riding Mountain National Park, which is a mixture of boreal forest and aspen parkland. Topographically diverse thanks to ancient glaciers, and home to elk, Wolf, Whitetail Deer, Bison, Moose, Lynx, Mountain Lion, Black Bear, and Coyote. Wapusk National Park is locate near Hudson's Bay and is a great place to view polar bears and beluga whales. Few places are as diverse as Manitoba, as it contains Canadian Shield, Rolling and often jaggedly hilly prairie, Desert, boreal Forest and Tundra. Winnipeg, the capitol, has over 700,000 residents. The summers are boiling hot, and the winters are equally cold. This city has great art and music scenes, as well as wonderful dining and nightlife. As with any city there are places you should avoid, but it seems many people dwell on this fact. Manitobans love sports and festivals, and take great pride in the diversity and multiculturalism of their province. Manitoba is a great place.
Just google:

Riding Mountain National Park

Spruce Woods Provincial Park

Whiteshell Provincial Park

Winnipeg

Manitoba etc.
by E.N.204 November 12, 2009
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Marito

The nature of Marito is to be a loyal friend.
If you know Marito you can be sure you will pass a great time
It's a person you can trust, laugh and say stupid things, plus he is a great teacher.
He likes to give hugs and to be informed of scientific issues.
His weaknesses are Raticates and awesome cars.

Cousin/brother of the Grinch so beware...
Basically Marito is a good choice of a friend.
OMG there goes Marito! Let's follow him!
Ha ha ha, i bet you are a Marito in pokemon...loser!

Ugh, you are in Marito mode again? DAMN!
by Iwasneverhere9624 June 13, 2013
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Manitoba Snow Cone

A sexual act that describes you dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering your cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock back into a girl's ass and screwing her so hard that you push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.
From Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episode 2

Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snow Cone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humorously named... sex acts.
by PMunster March 25, 2010
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Manitoba

manitoba is a fake province, made by the canadian government to hide the secret village of manitobia. when someone steps in manitoba, they are really in saskatchewan despite thinking they are in the fake province. the reason no-one has spoken out about this is because the goverment has secret assassins that take out anyone who knows the truth. people who live in manitobia are actually brainwashed to believe they live there when in reality they reside in saskatchewan
Person A: "Hey, let's go to manitoba?"
Person B: "Where?"
by imthebestlolno July 9, 2020
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Manitoulin Island

The largest freshwater(Lake Huron) island in the world, with the largest freshwater inland lake on an island,(Manitou Lake) in the world. This Island in Northern Ontario has beautiful scenery and beautiful people. The People there live on their own relaxed time. Life moves slower with twists of technology throughout. The Island is a beautiful place to vacation and an amazing place to live. There are several small towns on the island. You may take the swing bridge in Little Current, which swings in the seasonal summer months, on the hour every hour(during daylight) or you can take a boat or the vehicle/passenger ferry, The MS Chi Cheemaun, which will take you from South Baymouth on the south east end of the island to Tobermory on the Bruce Penninsula.

People from around the world vacation here, and enjoy the gorgeous scenery and the eccletic lifestyles that are lived and enjoyed by the Islanders.
Manitoulin Island is thought by many to be the Eighth World Wonder of the World.

If you are born and raised Manitoulin Style, you are known as a Haweater.

People are known to throw their watches over the swing bridge as they cross, claiming Island Time.

Fishing and hunting are second to none.

The only traffic lights to deal with are to get on the island or to leave it.
by Manitou4Life April 24, 2011
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Makitok

The name in ancient language of a minor god, whose cult consisted in offering small everyday objects. Such offerings came from all people in the village, including little boys and girls. Makitok was served by priests who urged the population to assure his altar was never empty, organising a neverending flow of trivial parts of whatever nature. Traces of this cult, even with other names, have been found in several sites and sources all around the world.
"Hurry! We have to send parts to the altar by noon! Choose an old, broken toy and some wasted remain of vegetables, and run to Makitok's temple!"
by AncientGuy July 28, 2012
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