mayonnaise dad

Someone who constantly says tacky things.

Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.

by Tacocatss June 14, 2015

mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Mayonnaisephobia.

The fear of mayonnaise.

Me: Im seriously afraid of mayonnaise, i think its going to kill me, not even playing...I have mayonnaisephobia.

Other person: *grabs mayonnaise.*

by Kattheripper. April 26, 2011

Baby Mayonnaise

Sperm or the act of cumming.

You just ate a whole bowl of baby mayonnaise.

by McGoogles October 23, 2008

mayonnaise jar

a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.

Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!

by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010

Mayonnaise Caps

Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.

by dkblz August 10, 2007

mayloni

Mayloni is joy, beauty like a booming flower. She is sweet, sensitive, and polite. Mayloni feels others pain, and would cry to see anyone hurt.
To have a friend like Mayloni is a great gift.

I met Mayloni for the first time today, it was an amazing experience to be with someone with a great and true heart.

by Ms.Laxey February 2, 2017