Maxim

McDonald’s lover, this person would never pass by an open McDrive with no line, without getting 5K calories. Crazy SIMP, would sell his Subaru to put some more tokens on that lovens.

Oh my god, Subaru is real nice, want to get some BigMac? Shut up, Maxim.

by DungeonMaster64 November 21, 2021

Maxim

A short, annoying c*nt.

“You went a bit Maxim last night.”

“Don’t be like Maxim.”

by happyman1234 November 22, 2021

maxim

a glorious man

A studied man that had wealth, was showing for a maxim at front cover of a weekly magazine. I was becoming happy, to be going to read about him, that I could learn for myself too.

by man!? May 10, 2017

maximize

1) A very extraordinary hacker who gets paid to do absolutely nothing such as website/ftp exploitation, social engineering, and opticle cryptography processing. See Cam0.

2)To assign the highest importance to.

3)The best.

4)Sometimes Maximize is spelled "Maxamize", when this occurs it is recognized as a flaw to one's spelling, but to hackers it is encouraged as a "1337" way of talking especially when you are referring to MX from the AOL Scene.

5)A computer/graphics mastermind. See Mx also.

- OMG, Maximize. Can you please hack me a website, perferably AOL?

- “the ideal of maximizing opportunity through the equalizing of educational opportunity” (Robert J. Havighurst)"

- I need to Maximize my graphics so I can get more hits on my website! Oh, MX will you develop these images for me?!?

by MX April 28, 2005

Maxim

The star of the webcomic, A Modest Destiny.

www.squidi.net

by Kenthar October 1, 2003

maxim

The saltiest motherfucker of all time and is mistaken for a seal or snorlax to marine biologists and pokemon go players. Is also a pretty fly guy liking stylish hats.

Stop being such a Maxim.
Hey max

by sizzizzizzy September 9, 2016

Maxim Reality

Crazy and energetic MC of The Prodigy. Very good rapper. He is also a very good painter.

Maxim Reality's screams send chills down my spine!

by JonesVoodoo January 7, 2012