A person, who always tries to milk an opportunity. Ex: You ask a co-worker if they need anything from the store and they hand you a long shopping list.
"I offered her a ride home and she - being the MAXIMIZER that she is - made me make two stops along the way so she could drop things off and buy stuff!"
by The Movie 32 December 9, 2017
Get the Maximizermug. by happyman1234 November 22, 2021
Get the Maximmug. A studied man that had wealth, was showing for a maxim at front cover of a weekly magazine. I was becoming happy, to be going to read about him, that I could learn for myself too.
by man!? May 10, 2017
Get the maximmug. 1) A very extraordinary hacker who gets paid to do absolutely nothing such as website/ftp exploitation, social engineering, and opticle cryptography processing. See Cam0.
2)To assign the highest importance to.
3)The best.
4)Sometimes Maximize is spelled "Maxamize", when this occurs it is recognized as a flaw to one's spelling, but to hackers it is encouraged as a "1337" way of talking especially when you are referring to MX from the AOL Scene.
5)A computer/graphics mastermind. See Mx also.
2)To assign the highest importance to.
3)The best.
4)Sometimes Maximize is spelled "Maxamize", when this occurs it is recognized as a flaw to one's spelling, but to hackers it is encouraged as a "1337" way of talking especially when you are referring to MX from the AOL Scene.
5)A computer/graphics mastermind. See Mx also.
- OMG, Maximize. Can you please hack me a website, perferably AOL?
- “the ideal of maximizing opportunity through the equalizing of educational opportunity” (Robert J. Havighurst)"
- I need to Maximize my graphics so I can get more hits on my website! Oh, MX will you develop these images for me?!?
- “the ideal of maximizing opportunity through the equalizing of educational opportunity” (Robert J. Havighurst)"
- I need to Maximize my graphics so I can get more hits on my website! Oh, MX will you develop these images for me?!?
by MX April 28, 2005
Get the maximizemug. 
The saltiest motherfucker of all time and is mistaken for a seal or snorlax to marine biologists and pokemon go players. Is also a pretty fly guy liking stylish hats.
by sizzizzizzy September 9, 2016
Get the maximmug. by JonesVoodoo January 7, 2012
Get the Maxim Realitymug.