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Dirty Maura

When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises
Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her
by Ratchetcumsock69 April 15, 2020
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shawn and maura

A phrase which is likely chanted in the Bridgewater Middle Schools class of 2022. Shawn being the hairy monkey is in desperate need of a mate seeks companionship with the Maura. This chant in his favor made him relevant in the Bridgewater Middleschool
Some may chant at lunch, “shawn and Maura(clap clap clap clap clap).....” and so on
by Jabathemoney July 9, 2018
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madrear

Mexican Spanish for fucking somebody up real bad, like in a fist fight. Same as putear (putiar).
Spanish: Te voy a madrear puto.
English: I'm going to fuck you up bitch.
by kobelino December 1, 2006
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Maurya

A south asian last name with powerful origins. Someone named maurya is liked by all and is very friendly. They usually have a lot of friends and are quite outgoing.
Person 1: Hey is who is that guy?
Person 2: He's a maurya!
Person 1: Oh, he seems really fun and nice!
Person 2: I know right! He's everyone's favorite!
by vmal098 May 8, 2020
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mauresmo

The last name of French tennis player Amélie, who in 2006 won her first Grand Slams, the Australian Open and Wimbledon. Mauresmo is admired for her athleticism and her groundstrokes, particularly her classic one-handed backhand. In addition, she is among the few remaining serve-and-volleyers , male or female, in tennis.

Mauresmo is also noted for her thoughtful and gentle demeanor, which until about 2005 often made her too vulnerable to pressure and led to speculation that she might never win a major event despite her talent. The fact that her perseverance and optimism have finally paid off is a tribute to her own mental strength and the tutelage of her longtime coach, Loic Courtois. Mauresmo is sometimes compared negatively to the "babe" female tennis players such as Sharapova. These comparisons are often made by men who like to rate women on a numerical scale and who seem to think that their ratings say something about the women instead of about themselves.
Mauresmo used to be considered the best player never to have won a Slam. That was before 2006.
by Dagnat September 18, 2008
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Maura

a person who is intelligent, funny, cool and smokin hot
dude, that girl from last night was such a Maura, i wish i got her number
by asa spades July 14, 2010
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Maureen Johnson

A hilarious young adult author, secret sister to the vlogbrothers (NERDFIGHTERS FTW), and has a strange obsession with jars.

She's freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.
Normal person: "What the hell? She's so weird."

Nerdfighter: "Noo! She's amazing!"

Follower of Maureen Johnson on Twitter: "Why, Maureen, why?"

Maureen: "Because it's there. Because the hamsters wish it so. Because we can. Because someone has to."
by wicked_cool July 15, 2010
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