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Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
by Boukster September 25, 2015
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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pull a martijn

Throwing up as a consequence of smoking too much weed
Last night i smoked so much it made me pull a martijn
by definitelynothidde October 19, 2017
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Mattijs

Mattijs means gift from the lord.

He's usually from Flanders or the Netherlands. Forgiveness is not something he does. He will however take a bullet for something he thinks is right. He will also always respect those that honors and respect him. It might not look like it but in the end he always blames himself if something goes wrong. You might not always be on the same terms with him but you just got to deal with that. He will always put the people he loves and respects first.
Hey Mattijs
by Paidhooyah November 11, 2021
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Mattingly

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.
Mattingly sucks in the sac.
by Szerbs October 12, 2013
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Martijn

A boy who is contemplating to become trans while also being super gay. He thinks he is cool but he is actually not. He doesnt have a micro penis, no because his is smaller than a micro penis.
Do you see him kissing little boys? he is such a Martijn.
by MartijnHater69420 May 4, 2021
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Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker
I need a good Mattingly tonight.
by True Stories November 11, 2015
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