Matthis

Matthis is one of the best people in the world . He will make you happy and if he loves you , you are one of the lucky ones ! He is beautiful and cute . His smile is incredible

Carl: Hey what is your favourite meal ?
Susan : Oh , it is matthis !

by meanworld January 4, 2017

Matthis

A person with enormous genitalia.

A: "He's never going to get impress her in bed"
B: "Don't worry man, he's a Matthis"

by ReusSZN June 16, 2017

matters not

Another way of saying “it doesn’t matter”

What would you like for dinner? Matters not to me!

Do you like the red or the blue car? Matters not.

by Yesway January 12, 2019

Matteus Britton

Loves sinking pints with the lads

Matteus Britton is a proper lad

by TopShaggerJake July 12, 2020

Mattais

A person that is intelligent, but not liked by those around them.

"Do you see that guy over there"
"Yeh"
"He's a Mattais"

by Kolilp May 4, 2009

Matters

A word that is often used sarcastically. When used in such a manner, it means the opposite of its true definition, thus meaning having little or no worth; too neglible to worry about.

Troy matters.

by E Bomb Bezzle February 2, 2004

Size matters

- a term commonly used when guys are comparing genital size, or if they’re trying to make a point about their genitals

-Anonymous: “BRO! SIZE MATTERS” “whatever you say man”

by anonymous.otaku June 14, 2018