Metch

A skinny punk rocker with the potential to succeed in today's fast-paced world.

Metch, let's go get some pizza.

by Rich Ford February 1, 2005

meathead math

a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"

Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016

Meth math

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.

What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.

by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007

No Mestriq March (NMM)

No Mestriq March, or NMM, Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off because other girls aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true Girliness.

Hey, have you heard of No Mestriq March (NMM) ?
No, what's this?
NMM Is where for the whole month of March girls won’t jack off

by gosho_kvadrata November 19, 2021

melanin march

yes it’s a thing. it’s a month to celebrate non white folk. reparations.

not during melanin march???

by jeezalexis March 6, 2022

Mega Man March

The month of the year in which you must play Mega Man every day. If one fails, Mega Man will destroy their system

Guy1:Are you participating in Mega Man March?
Girl1:Nah, Mega Man is trash!
Guy2:S O H E L P M E G O D

by iHateFortnite666 December 4, 2018

No Meal March

A challenge where you cannot eat or drink food for the entire month of March.

Joe: Yo man, how's No Meal March going?
Bob: Not so good. Already feeling like a skeleton on day 2.

by neygan March 19, 2019