MasterDate

to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.

Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.

by Long Johns July 7, 2011

Masturdate

Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.

"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."

by punksucks July 9, 2016

Masturdate

Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.

Peter: Maybe she’s just stressed out.

Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.

by Jizzandhers June 25, 2018

masturdate

A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.

Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.

by MiscTiger May 28, 2013

Hieroglyphic Masquerade

Hieroglyphic Masquerade is a seven peice band from Northern British Columbia. Their haunting mix of flute, turntables, strings (various), vocals, synth and electronic beats is unmatched in beauty and complexity.

Hieroglyphic Masquerade never plays shows in cities outside of Northern British Columbia.

by moonbug November 12, 2006

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

This computer game is chock full of bugs, glitches, an can cause an otherwise normal XP installation go blue screen seemingly at random... Oh, and it has something to do with vampires in L.A. in the World of Darkness or something. Hard to tell with those bugs. The storyline is good, but WTF is an RPG doing on the Source engine?

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines is a steaming pile of spider poo. It's what happens when stupid video game companies (or software companies in general) release their works too early.

by GWR Definition Agency December 15, 2008

Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016