Martella

Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.

there are no examples that can be put into writing that accurately describe the epicness of thinking about or just being in the presence of a Martella.

by magnificantmagnificant May 10, 2011

Martinelli

Best winger in the world

Martinelli is the best winger of all time

by young Spencer August 17, 2022

marisella

My best friend!!!!

Marisella is my best friend!

by 69,420 June 4, 2018

marineland

Like a... uh Canadian SeaWorld. Their funnel cake suck wee wee though. Their slogan is “everyone loves MarineLand!”

Big John: I’m going to MarineLand!
Bob: Everyone loves MarineLand!
Big John: Get out of my house

by Original Name I Guess October 16, 2018

marinelli

profanity, swearing, cursing etc.

italian in origin, also used to describe sexual activity

oh crap! oh bother! oh marinelli!

by Magg0t April 23, 2006

Mariella

A person who is dying

Mariella
She is dying

Help her

by A dying person February 3, 2018

mardicella

At first a sweet, loving, beautiful person.

Then they betray you.

Kimmie: OMG I thought that Mardicella was a nice person, but now she' s such a bitch

Morgan: I know she' s such a snake

by Philip Hamilton October 28, 2017