Skip to main content

Martin Luther King Jr. Day

A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.
Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.
by Flipyoutoo March 4, 2009
mugGet the Martin Luther King Jr. Daymug.

Martin Luther King Jr textbook

something that Dakota likes to kiss is a very funny way. one time he went ultra speed on MLK's face it was scary.
Dakota stop kissing your Martin Luther King Jr textbook you vuster.
by levyyyyy October 21, 2022
mugGet the Martin Luther King Jr textbookmug.

martin luther king jr nudes

they are really big
by typpi69 March 24, 2022
mugGet the martin luther king jr nudesmug.

Martin Luther King statue

A statue created by the same race that created the Confederate statues, the human race. If you're going to remove one statue, you might as well go ahead and remove them all.
The Martin Luther King statue is not from a more righteous race than the race that created the Confederate statues, it's coming from the same race, the human race.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
mugGet the Martin Luther King statuemug.
When a rich suburban white lady cheats on her husband with a young hunky black kid from tha hood
Yo Tyler, did you hear about Billy's mom? She's been cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. with Jemal!
by Dslott July 24, 2012
mugGet the cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.mug.

Why you trying to martin luther king me?

Me: My dream is to one day go to Finland.
My friend: You don't ever have any money or a job
Me: why you trying to Martin Luther King me?!
by BlimpCityPimp January 25, 2019
mugGet the Why you trying to martin luther king me?mug.

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
mugGet the Martin Luther Queefmug.

Share this definition