marriage

Suicide in it's worst form.

Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.

Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

by Bean March 6, 2005

Marriage

Self inflicted cockblock

Marriage equals self inflicted cock block.

by Brownbooze October 1, 2016

marriage

A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.

Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.

by Billy December 4, 2004

marriage

a legal agreement that allows a woman to kill a man by torturing.

i am not experienced but my parents are

by kul June 26, 2005

marriage

the first and foremost reason for justifiable homicide

Marriage is the only contract that can't be re-negotiated; luckily, it provides a potentially satisfying escape clause (otherwise known as a termination).

by The Justice League February 24, 2007

Marriage

Marriage isn't a word. It's a sentence.

Marriage is part of the penal code. It's a sacrifice, which is why in the past it used to be done at an altar.

by Lidless November 8, 2009

Marriage

A legal union between two people that should not be committed until either person is, at least, in their 30's. Because, let's face it, nobody knows what the hell they want before then.

Sweetie, are you sure you don't want to wait a few more years for marriage? You are only 27 and that guy is a total asshole!

by Wynona'sbigbrownbeaver April 13, 2009