Marmalaise

(n.) : an indefinite feeling of fatigue at the prospect of using orange fruit spread.

Margaret was overcome by a feeling of marmalaise when she thought about flavoring her burned toast.

by Food Guy October 18, 2011

whore marmalade

Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.

Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020

marmalade dropper

(n.) - A news story so bizarre it makes you drop the marmalade when you are reading the newspaper or news on your iPad tablet at breakfast.

"Wow, the story about that guy embezzling all the money right in front of his co-workers' eyes is an amazing marmalade dropper. How come nobody noticed?"

-- overheard at a water cooler in a Manhattan office building, January 25, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 13, 2011

Mr Marmalade

THE surname that denotes a very sexy being. They are also, as a rule exceptional in the sack.

MMM I juat had me a bit of Mr Marmalade yesterday and I think I am going to have another orgasm just thinking about it.

by ket89 July 22, 2011

Lady Marmalade

The female version of a "jamboy." 'Jamboy's' were young coloured boys who were smeared with jam to attract all the bugs and insects away from the rich golfers. If they were successful, they got to keep the pot jam! The term "Lady Marmalade" applies to women.

The plantation owner had a lot of jamboys and lady marmalades on hand for his golf tournament.

by JamKing1 October 30, 2011

marmalade

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

white marmalade

Collect up all your semen in a jar. Over time it'll turn a thick copious white. After sealing the jar and attaching a nice ribbon around it, mail it to the girl you've been stalking for the past several months. Then revel in the imagination of her biting down upon a piece of toast smeared with your love.

I received some white marmalade through my mail yesterday and it tasted awful. That guy needs more protein in his diet.

by HuhWhat February 2, 2006