Marlboro Red

hands down the best cigarette in existance. Some people call them "cowboy killers" but other people call them the best motherfuckin cigarette ever. but other than that there is NOTHING better than gettin a pack of Reds and if you get anything other than marlboro reds you are retarded

chilly: i need a cig.
adam: want me yo steal a couple from my dad
chilly: hell no! he smokes parliament's. I got a pack of Marlboro Reds
adam: tru lets go i need one too

by shortkid69 January 9, 2010

Marlboro Reds

Truly the best ciggarette out there. Amazing flavor. There's nothing like sitting back, relaxing, and having yourself a marb red. The smoke surrounds you and you get this head rush, it's like a drug and you spend a few minutes in heaven. Good quality, but considered harsh. Only for the real smokers. If you can't handle the marb reds, gtfo.

"Hey, dude. Need a smoke, I'll lend you a newport"

"Nah, man. I don't smoke bitch cigs, marlboro reds all the way"

by Elle Haven October 8, 2008

Marlboro Muchacho

The act of stealing cigarettes from a gas station or Convience store. When faced with the conflict of both no smokes and no money, one may attempt the MM. Go into a gas station (preferably drunk) and ask for a pack of cigarettes. When the clerk grabs the pack and lays them on the counter say " oh I'm sorry i meant _(type of cigs). When the clerk turns again, switch the empty pack of Marbs with the full pack and begin walking away. When the clerk finally turns, say "never mind, i have to get more money from my car" as you walk out the door. Proceed to drive fast

"Left the stripclub the other night broke w no smokes. I pulled a Marlboro Muchacho on the way home, he didn't even see it coming" - Travis

by dede0315 November 3, 2010

Marlboro Man

Noun (Pejorative): A person, typically a man, who performs hypermasculine traits, mannerisms, or actions with the intent of impressing or intimidating, but are instead perceived as arrogant or an attempt at hiding an insecurity.
Marlboro Men will often act stoic and unyielding in inappropriate situations that generally end with an unfavorable outcome. They will also rarely acknowledge their negative situation, often opting to present as indifferent to it.
Their performance is meant to emulate the "though guy" archetype.

Brett, quit acting like a Marlboro Man, nobody is scared of you and you're not tough.

If Tod hadn't acted like a Marlboro Man and mouthed off at the bar he probably wouldn't have gotten punched in the jaw.

There was a semi merging onto the highway, but Johnny thought he was a Marlboro Man and didn't have to move for anyone. Long story short, his truck is totaled.

by BonemanJones September 20, 2022

Marlboro Menthol

A good smooth cigarette that has a nice taste that will keep you lighting up just a few hours after the first one, It's a nice tasting minty cigarette made by the Philip Morris USA Company, Marlboro has been around for MANY years it has been the smoking choice amung many teenagers such as myself. Marlboro Menthol has two gold rings slightly in the middle of the top of the butt to let you know when the hell to stop and flick =, smoking may be unhealthy but you know what, we're all guna die sooner or later, and even non-smokers, there are a LOT of people who have cancer or diseases who DONT smoke, so there ya go, light up and have fun kickin it and go behind the school building and light up your Marlboro Menthols or Marlboro or whatever cigarette you may have and sit down and KICK IT marl-BROS! Who gives a Flyin FUCK about what or who you smoke with, smoke it up Marlboro Men and WIN =

Matt: *Goes around a corner and lights up a Marlboro Menthol*

James: *smokes a camel and chills*

Hailon: Mmm, lets all just kick it G's :D

*We all kick it smokin our cigarettes of choice livin it up*

by White Menthol Man =] May 17, 2008

Marlboro Reds

1. A brand of cigarette originating in the U.S., marketed heavily through identification with idealized, ruggedly-individualistic cowboys inhabiting the wide-open spaces of the American West. 2. The only brand of cigarette I was able to buy in European "tabacs" during a summer as a college exchange student.

1. Me: "Do you like this denim jacket lined with thick fuzzy sheep's wool that I picked up at a thrift store?" Honest friend: "You look like the Marlboro man." Me: "Cool." 2. Me: (entering tobacco shop in Vienna) "Do you have Camel Lights?" Shop clerk: (eyeing my shorts, white sneakers, and baseball cap) "American?" (lays pack of Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: (waving arms, attempting to "draw", then pantomime, a camel, now speaking more loudly): "CAMEL. CAM--" (softly again, as clerk becomes visibly tense) "Camel. Lights." Clerk: (shrugs, reaches for Marlboro Reds on counter). Me: "Wait. Okay. Thank you. DUNK-uh." (I give clerk funny-looking bills, hope it's enough, take cigarrettes, and walk quickly toward the door). Clerk: (with enthusiasm) "BITTE!"

by American Idiot Redux April 17, 2009

marlboro ultra lights

Premium Cigarette of choice for the social smoker that doesn't fully inhale and doesn't crave a regular nicotine fix.

Advantages: Very very smooth with lower tar/nicotine.
Disadvantages: Expensive. Nicotine Addicts think you're a wuss.

ChainSmoker1: Come join me for a smoke and then we'll talk about it!
SocialSmoker1: Umm...okay. Where are my marlboro ultra lights?

by CornelliusUltraLights April 29, 2008