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marinated

Being "marinated" with too much alcohol, and therefore somewhat incompacitated.
Man, Brenton the swan got so marinated last night, he pissed in his own shoe!
by Ben April 5, 2005
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noodling the marinara

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.
Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.
by blancheandrico August 3, 2009
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marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
by Mufftruck November 12, 2016
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Marina

Although a Christan, Marina is one really awesome girl who will be your personal therapist when it comes to sad times.

She's a strong believer in God, Jesus, and hope in general.

Marina is a really nice, funny and happy person, and she'll always be there for friends when they really need it.

She's also a really intelligent person, who could be a smart ass sometimes, but she means well.
My God, where is Marina when you need her?

If you ever need some help, go to Marina. She'll definitely help you.
by AnimeWeeb771232177 January 26, 2019
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Marina Diamandis

The woman who single handedly saved 2020 with new music
Friend 1: have you heard marina diamandis new song mans world?
Friend 2: yeah. it single handedly saved 2020
by Andie.vs December 8, 2020
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Marinationous Maximus

(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.
Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.
by Pi Ups April 27, 2010
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Marina

A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!

She is one with the ocean and the sea, she is kind, giving and forgiving to those who are deserving.

A Mermaid, with long beautiful hair, awesome smile, and beautiful golden skin.

A lover of all mankind, she will fight to the death for what is good and right.

She can be vengeful and full of wrath to those who are unjust.

Loving, kind, graceful, lover of chocolate and strong coffee.

Protector of the Ocean and the Sea, she keeps her watchful eye on all Mariners, Marine Life, Sailors and Sportsmen.

She is your best friend and keeper of you secrets, she is you lover and your protector.
To know a Marina is to love a MARINA.
by John623 February 2, 2010
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