March 9 

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

March 9 by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

march 9 

the most amazing person is born on this day.(including me)

random:dude, they were born on march 9!
me:damn they must be awesome :0

march 9 by darlling<3 April 5, 2022

March 9 

People who are born on March 9 are complete hoes

Bro March ninth people are such hoes

Definition:bro is that a March 9th dude he’s such a hoe

March 9 by Cat kitty 2;4;(( October 15, 2019

March 9 

A God with dark curly hair was born on this day. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very interesting. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict. He is also tall and has a charming smile

S: you're very handsome and interesting when is your birthday?
D: March 9
S: oh explains why

March 9 by r.z.a March 8, 2020

March 9 

Everyone turn on thier mics and camera day.
Where EVERYONE has to have there mic and camera on the whole day in school/work etc.

Teacher: will someone talk to me today
Class: We have to, its March 9, its national everyone turn on their mics and cameras day today.

March 9 by bloophahaha March 3, 2021

March 9 

The day the dumbest of bitches was born.

“You see that girl? She was born on March 9th.”
“Wait, that means...”
“Yep. She’s the dumbest of all bitches.”

March 9 by DumbBitchBitchDumb October 18, 2019

March 9 

International Fuck Your Friend Day

On the March 9

Everyone can fuck a friend.

March 9 by Ladyboy killer January 26, 2022