Martin

The most perfect person to ever exist he may be a h8er and sometimes neglects people but he's still perfect.....he's also pretty good at playing with peoples feelings but gets away with it easily because damn<3 (He's also daddy asf)

"so how's Martin?"
" Oh you know, still perfect."

by slut shamer July 6, 2017

Martin

He can be someone who's related to you but he can also be someone you like in school. A Martin can be mysterious and quiet. He can be a cold-ass motherfucker that will reject the fuck out of you but after a few years he'll be chill after dating a "great" girl. The smallest things he do make you blush and giggle. On the other hand, another version of Martin can be an annoying ass motherfucker who spends his time playing video games and not caring a single fuck on anyone.

You: Hey... I like you.

Martin Version 1: *leaves you on read*

Martin Version 2: I'm such a pro gamer y'all are noobs.
You: Shut the fuck up gayshit
Martin V2: No you gay.

by suikatomoko July 11, 2020

Martin

A tall large guy who tends to act boyish instead of manly once of age. Extremely lazy. Typically very temperamental. The one to put him in his place without fear is usually added to a hitlist.

Hes so lazy he must be a Martin.

by Cjt09 December 18, 2016

Martin

A fucking bitch that hates kids

Look its a martin
Shes a bitch

by Yourlocaljoemoma November 8, 2019

Martin

Martin is ginger

You: look there’s Martin he’s ginger
Hedda at: damn he’s so ginger and sexy!!!!

by Mandingo3000 March 5, 2021

Martin

an incredibly tall sexy guy who looks like johnny depp, but better. Has perfect curls and the sexiest accent that is superior to all accents. All girls want him, but only the one model-like/albino/aphrodite-decendent girl can have him. He is cutest when tickled. He also has the super power to indulge in such amounts of food and have it never phase him, like a black whole or an endless pit. :

"if only i could have a martin, but i know thats impossable"

by floydinkentuky February 7, 2010

martin

Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!

Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!

by BigMart December 9, 2008