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Monthly Nut

why hasn't Cindy helped me with the monthly nut?
by deezimus September 8, 2021
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manthny

the worst ship name for a boy who’s name is Anthony and a girl with a name starting with M.
Someone: You would so good with Anthony
Me: Eww
Someone: Your ship name is Manthny
by cowsrawesome April 11, 2022
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monthly blood sacrifice

1. Slang for 'period', when a woman's uterus is 'shedding', and preparing for having a baby.
**made up names**

Kendall: "Delilah can you just shut up? I'm on my... Monthly blood sacrifice!!!"
by みすりす September 22, 2022
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manly monthly

when a man is acting like a woman who is on their period
He's being a b***, maybe he's on his manly monthly.
by wordsilearnfromkids May 17, 2016
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Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron
SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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monthly mouthful

sucking a guy off once a month for his oxy script.
Cole went and got his monthly mouthful from Dave to finance his lifestyle.
by jdc685 June 5, 2015
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monthly visit from Aunt Flo

A girl's period
I'm going to have to take a rain check on going swimming because of my monthly visit from Aunt Flo.
by Backwoodsnorthernboy March 12, 2012
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