Mandriva

An operating system based on GNU software, the linux kernel, and the redhat package manager (RPM). One of the easiest to use and most autoconfigured versions of linux.

Used to be called Mandrake Linux before a name copyright lawsuit was filed by the creater of Mandrake the Magician

Example 1:
Yeah i just got the new version of limewire. The RPM for it Didn't work so i had to compile it from source.

Example 2:
Person 1. Ditch Windows, switch to Mandriva Linux. No viruses and its completely free.

Person 2. Isnt Linux Hard?

Person 1: Not mandriva, its fully autoconfigured for most computers.

by Nickelbackro March 22, 2009

manjinx

To authoritatively, and in a masculine manner, make a prediction based on nothing other than belief - guaranteeing that the predicted event never occurs. Often characterized as the result of "mansplaining".

My boyfriend told me we'd definitely be upgraded to business class....but he totally manjinxed it, and we wound up in the back of economy.

by LingualEpiphany October 29, 2023

Mankrik's wife

One of the most infamous quests in World of Warcraft,Find Mankrik's wife has gotten itself quite a name in WoW.Mankrik's wife is far away from him,so the players are rarely able to find her without asking somebody who has finished the quest.It is also one of the answers in World of Warcraft when someone asks something in the Barrens.The shrine of Dath'Remar has also been dubbed "The shrine of Mankrik's Wife" because it is also hard to find.

Example 1.
Player 1-Where is Mankrik's wife?
Player 2-Do you like Metallica?
Player 3-OMG STFU N00BS!

Example 2.
Player 1-Where can I buy the inferno stone?
Player 2-Mankrik's wife

Example 3.
Player 1.Where is this shine of Dath'Remar?
Player 2.You mean the shrine of Mankrik's Wife?

by Humag May 3, 2008

Manfriend

A male significant other that possesses a higher level of maturity than the typical "boyfriend". It is usually a term used by women that have very high standards in a relationship and do not have the patience to tolerate immature bullshit.

"Is Julie still dating whats-his-face?"
"Nah dude, she upgraded to a Manfriend."

"Wow that is one classy fellow....definitely Manfriend material."

by jkulaga February 9, 2010

Manorite

A current or former student of the high school St. George's College, Mussoorie (India). The name is derived from a part of the school's address, 'Manor House'.

Once a Manorite, always a Manorite.

by bangkokneversleeps August 8, 2017

Manpris

Incredibly comfy pants worn by men that are a combination of shorts and pants that typically go down a few inches past the knee, but a few inches above the ankle. Pop culture tends to associate them with gay jokes or white trash remarks, but those people are all near-minded and ignorrant. Whats gayer? Wearing manpris or actually caring enough about the type of clothes that someone wears to the point where you become the fashion police and make fun of them? The choice is yours, haters.

Jim gets a lot of jokes for wearing his manpris to work.

by Sotsp October 21, 2010

Manjree

An Manjree might come off as indifferent and impatient occasionally but it's only because she is working for greater good which takes a lot of effort.
The queen of real goon nation and one of a kind. Never less than awesome.
She is overall funny, kind, a savage, intelligent and just overall an amazing person.
You are really lucky if you have an Manjree in your life especially if you are dating her, and you are the luckiest person in the world if she is your wife.
Stunning long legs, hazel eyes, perfect smile, dimples, freckles, pure soul, and every guy's dream.
she's like a drug! Your heart races and you can't get enough of Manjree's gorgeousness.

Her name is Manjree. Manjree is very gorgeous.

by moonsul October 12, 2020